Saint James Infirmary Guest Page 15: Every Enterprise and Labour

And now for jibber jabber crazy talk! Dani and Erin are married (Either it got legalized in their state or they went up to Canada to do it.. In Montreal! Ya! or its a quasi-official hand-fastening ceremony) Hence their Hand-fastening necklaces (Erin chose religion, Dani chose the first song they simultaneously pole danced to). Adrien had the baby with Erin ( that they chose to babymake out of wedlock= Scandal!).. and Mal and Dani are both Guardians/\god-Mommys. Mallories use of steampunk arcane crazy science (aka she read books) ensured her place in the conception and well being of the child, as well her insistence that Erin breast feed and not feed the baby coffee (because thats what Erins mom did and she turned out ok...right?), And Dani taught the young girl foreign language and social etiquette, as well how to dance...in a fashion.

Hence, all threads are either burned, knotted or lost and I win!

I leave you with a quote from the movie Billy Madison which may be paraphrased and used in response to what I have just written:

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Thank you.