The mermaid thing was actually inspired by
this.
Now that I've read the article, I have to iterate (because I'm not re-iterating) that at no time in my life has it ever occurred to me that I might want to cum on a mermaid's face. In fact, I have never really grokked the "cum on someone" fascination in any form (though I'm an equal-opportunity fetishist). The pop-shot has never been anything but pointless to me personally.
...Though I do find Reductress funny, in a "boy am I angry" kind of way. I hope they're happier some of the time. Or, y'know, have a really good girlfriend to snuggle with.