Expanded Universe Guest Page #28

[Daphne]

Script: Daphne • Art: Eizar

[jwik01]

I was like, "Did the wizard turn his friend-with-benefits intelligent serpent into a big-boobed naga or did he turn his friend-with-benefits naga into a big-boobed naga?"
And then I was like, "Don't be absurd, obviously she was already a naga and he just ballooned her tits, the alternative is far too silly to entertain."

[Daphne]

And then I was like, "Don't be absurd, obviously she was already a naga and he just ballooned her tits, the alternative is far too silly to entertain."

I mean, let's apply logic here!

[knightrider007]

"And I'm not even a mammal" is an interesting comment in context - given neither birds NOR reptiles are mammal.

If we assume the naga bringing this up as a point of difference between herself and the winged woman, this makes for some interesting conclusions:
-The winged woman was not originally a harpy who just got breast enlargement (by the logic of "naga (human/snake hybrid) counts as a reptile, therefore harpy (human/bird hybrid) counts as a bird)
-The winged woman was not original a bird who got anthroed (same argument as above, except it's anthroed snaked vs anthroed bird)

So logically we must conclude that she was a winged humanoid that is NOT considered an animal hybrid - thus, most likely an angel who got a magical boob job.

Aaaaand second concept to be raised... If he's "up on reptile anatomy" and this precludes him "giving her head", this indicates she probably has a cloaca. The question is... how far down is it down her body? it's generally about 3/4 of the way down a snake (surprisingly, snakes technically have relatively short tails, in the technical sense of the term. Most of their body length is 'torso')

[Daphne]

I love my job.