Who is your favorite female character on the site, and why?

[Daphne]

At the suggestion of a reader, I'm kicking this off with this thread. By "favorite," it can be "most attractive," "most interested in banging," "would most like to hang out with," "nicest rack," or whatever criteria you wish to deploy.

[jmundt29]

Each of those criteria lead to a different answer.

I'd probably go with Happy Jacqui or Erin.  Absolutely gorgeous, bodacious babes (who would HATE that description) with killer attitude, musical and magical skill.  I'd probably like to pal around with the succubus from Cuckoo's Nest as long as I was sure never to piss her off.  And last, Dr. Laura from Waiting Room because...well, isn't that one self-explanatory?

Honorable mention to Meghan just on looks (subject to revision) and the Faerie form Faerie Tail #2.

[GodWilling]

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[Haight]

Dani from SJI - funny, complete sexbomb, and oh-so-supportive of hypno fun. Plus there's something about a chick who works on engines that makes her more attractive, I don't know exactly what.

From a completely physical standpoint, Katie from BR - HMB draws unreal women, and her delicious olive bod is the best of the lot.

[jmundt29]

I didn't include Dani because I still have no idea who Dani is and that's...alarming for me.  Mallory should probably be on my list, though.

[Tony]

Gabby from BR as I spent years as a computer programmer. Of course, she didn't end up quite as I imagined though I'm not sure that isn't a good thing. I think in some senses, it's still too early to tell where she will end up. (Or with who!)

[mns_95125]

Danielle and Caitlyn, both from SJI, for somewhat different reasons.  I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed for eating crackers.  Come to think of it, I definitely wouldn't kick both of them out of bed for eating crackers either.

[jmundt29]

Caitlyn is fetching and Danielle is a bundle of attractive and contradictory qualities.  But Dani doesn't make my list because I can't see under the layers of trauma and programming to which of those excellent qualities are hers and which are programming.  I hesitate for similar reasons with Raven (we just don't know enough about dear Lenore yet), and Pearl.  When we do get to know her, I'm sure Pearl is as amazing as her mother.  She's nearly as physically beautiful, but we don't know that stuff yet.

Maybe I'd add the elfin Lady Francine Drake from Chrysalis, and the lady pirate from the latest episode of Cuckoo's Nest.  But now the list is getting quite long for me (obviously).

[GodWilling]

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[Daphne]

I think maybe it's sacrilege to admit I find Dani a bit creepy. 

Not at all. Of course, some sick perverts (like, um, me) might find that sexy as well...

[GodWilling]

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[jmundt29]

Like deliberately dating a combination of Sybil and Carrie from Homeland, but she might also be a robot?  I think yours was a more direct way of expressing what I was trying to articulate.  However, I don't know enough about who or what Dani actually is to consider her creepy.  She's a completely unknown quantity.  She's not Fatal Attraction or Temp unhinged, but there are a lot of pieces that don't add up to a complete person, more like two thirds of 4 different people.

[jmundt29]

Unless you're really into the rollercoaster, the looks (and probably the sex) would have to compensate enough to make you not care about the crazy in the short term.  Dani's seems to be a benign crazy so even for those who don't like the rollercoaster, she might qualify.  I have never seen the woman or the figure of imagination that would compensate for a situation like "The Scribbler."  At least for me.  Cherry doesn't make my list because her actions are so hateful, but I do consider her prime comeuppance material.  She's gorgeous but selfish and destructive.  I'd love to see her get a karmic reversal through MC.  She's rather like the priestess in Cuckoo's Nest.  Her ego and plans are so jarring that seeing her repeatedly made into a happy submissive the exact opposite of what she sees herself as is satisfying and hasn't gotten old yet.  Cherry's the same way.  Here's someone I wouldn't mind getting fitted for the maid's outfit or the collar and loving every second of it.

[Haight]

Assuming Cherry isn't dead, I agree with you wholeheartedly, jmundt.

If we take Dani to not be genuinely in favor of hypno hanky-panky, I'd have to go with Charlotte from By the Book, for reasons that I'm sure are obvious.

But really, we need a Frankenstein of characters to get the ideal: the body of HMB's BR girls, depth of the SJI girls, hypnotized hotness of the BtB girls, humor of the Honeys from Cuckoo's Nest...

[Daphne]

I'd have to go with Charlotte from By the Book

That's an entirely sensible thing to go with.