If Expanded Universe does exist in a world where SJI is a comic with merchandise, what comic does their version of Daphne run on Sundays? Or am I overthinking this?
That's universe #2804. In that universe, Daphne runs a comic called
Under the Influence. It's about a college sophomore who got hypnotized at the end of her freshman year when she was too drunk for the hypnosis to work properly. Long story short, one of the guys in one of her classes accidentally triggers her, and she starts secretly recruiting a harem for him without his knowledge. For the most part, it's filled with a lot of scenes of hypnotizing new harem members in new places by more and more unlikely means. Over time, the dwindling supply of unrecruited hotties around the campus take note that all their friends are acting a little different than normal, and seem interested in some guy that doesn't warrant giving the time of day. By the end of its run, the harem in
Under the Influence has grown to SJI-scale proportions, and the final episode is a cliffhanger, when the 'master' of the harem finds out every attractive woman in the entire college is now his to do what he wants...
...and it turns out he's gay.